Yes, this is the priest who goes on vacation every year with sole intent to see how much fat and sugar he can consume. A square meal to him is anything that comes in a box from a fast food restaurant. A "healthy" meal means forcing himself to down the leaf of lettuce that is served on his triple decker, extra greasy hamburger.
You what my doctor told me? WHAT HE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL ME?!
Don't mock the Valutime Cheese Curls (may they rest in peace.)