MONDAY DIARY: ALMOST EXCRUCIATINGLY TRUE STORIES: GETTING OLDER

Things aren't bad really.  They are just not as good as they used to be.  I'm a little balder, a little blinder, and, as it turns out, going a little more deaf.  

The names have been changed to protect the innocent, which was largely everybody except me.

So perhaps it IS time to get glasses AND have my hearing checked.