The following story is true. Only initials were used to protect clerics of minor age.
About a month ago one of our beloved bishops came St. Sebastian to celebrate a baptism for a family member. As part of the ceremony he took the baby over to the altar and held the newest member of the Church over it as a sort of presentation to God.
After the baptism he came over to the rectory for coffe (one of us had milk) and the following conversation took place. This is as close as I can remember it: