Sunday, June 12, 2011

MONDAY DIARY: ALMOST EXCRUSIATINGLY TRUE RECTORY STORIES CONCERNING DOGS

As most of you know I have dog that I love named Sebastian. He is the best dog ever. EVER. Now there is an interloper in our lives.





Of course there are no tags.  SO we called all the people one calls when trying to find the owner of a lost dog.  We walked around the neighborhood hoping she would lead us to her home (no dice) getting the word out and putting up signs.  I even tried letting her go.  But like a homing pigeon she just comes back to St. Sebastian.  Every time.  (We should try less quality food.)

I don't want to get attached.  But then we ran into this problem:
So Fr. Pfieffer and I started trying out some names.

Nothing seemed to work for her.  I got in the habit of calling her Girlfriend.


So now she is knows as Anonymous.  Nonny for short.

She and Sebastian get along like gangbusters.
One must be careful walking through the rectory as a dog game make break out at your feet at any moment.

I tried to "give" the dog to Fr. Pfeiffer but that wasn't working out.
So - for right now - a couple more days of waiting for a phone call from her owner.  Then some lucky family in the parish will get her.



TO BE CONTINUED . . .

Friday, June 10, 2011

FRIDAY POTPOURRI: KEEPING UP WITH THE TIMES

Things you may or may not see over the next two weekends at Mass:

The Church has symbolic options to perform over these next two weekends to help us move along with the liturgical calendar. This Sunday marks 50 days since Easter – Pentecost; the descent of the Holy Spirit, the last day of the Easter Season. After evening prayer on Sunday we begin ordinary time.

In the extraordinary form of the Mass the Paschal Candle (or Christ Candle or Easter Candle) would have been extinguished after the homily on Ascension Thursday. Symbolically this is terribly practical. Since the candle represents Christ and He ascends into heaven symbolically during the Gospel on that day, it makes sense that it be extinguished.

This does not happen in the ordinary form of the Mass. Instead it remains lit during the entire Easter season. An option (which I use if we have a strong altar server) is that the Paschal Candle is borne out of the sanctuary after each Mass on Pentecost at the end of the procession. This marks the end of the Easter season.

Failing this, when you come to Mass the following weekend you should see the following: The Paschal candle is no longer next to the pulpit/ambo but has been moved to the baptismal font. White altar clothes and vestments have been exchanged for green ones during the week (there are a couple of feasts on following Sundays not directly connected to the Easter season on which white will still be worn.) If there was a font set up for Easter, it should now be removed, and the flowers should change. There may still be flowers because of the feasts, but they should be less reminiscent of Easter and move on to more summery varieties.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

WAKING FROM A DREAM

This post is risky.
I’m going to tell you about a book I am ready BEFORE I finish it. I did this once before (not on this blog) and it was a disaster. The end of the book took a horrible turn and I was mightily embarrassed after telling others about dit.

Just the same – This book is called, “In the Garden of Beasts” by Erik Larson. It concerns the state of world perception, particularly of that of the United States, during the rise of Hitler. Everything on the surface seemed so normal and people wanted to believe in a world run by sane people, the United States desired to stay out of another European wasp’s nest, not to mention we wanted to be on good terms with Germany because they owed us an incredible amount of money. Bearing that in mind I find this paragraph chilling:

“Nice days were still nice. ‘The sun shines,’ wrote Christopher Isherwood in his Berlin Stories, ‘and Hitler is the master of this city. The sun shines, and dozens of my friends . . . are in prison, possibly dead.’ The prevailing normalcy was seductive. ‘I catch sight of my face in the mirror of a shop, and am shocked to see that I am smiling,’ Isherwood wrote. ‘You can’t help smiling, in such beautiful weather.’ The trams moved as usual, as did the pedestrians passing on the street; everything around him had ‘an air of curious familiarity, of striking resemblance to something one remembers as normal and pleasant in the past – like a very good photograph.’”

I wonder if we will wake from a similar dream. Life for citizens of the United States is good. Never have so many people lived so well. We have so much and can do so much. Never have so many people lived with such freedom and power. Life is enjoyable. We run in the park, grab a cup of coffee at the local coffee shop, speak our mind without fear, worship on Sunday as we will. True, we are at war but day to day life as most of us experience it is frightfully normal if not good.

Will we wake one day to fully realize that behind cheery billboards, smart buildings, immaculate lobbies, we have done away with thousands of human beings in the womb? One day, will we look back and wonder how it could have happened in such drastic numbers? Will others ask why we as individuals didn’t say something? Will we be embarrassed as we are about the treatment of Jews, or slaves, or Native Americans, or the whole list of people it was at one time or another Okay to treat as sub-human?

Or is this the new normal?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

TWO SIDES OF A COIN?

 Religion starts wars.

Science feeds people.

Actually I understand the mindset. If someone inside or outside the belief system is not well educated this can seem, sadly, very true. But since this is a blog for happy Catholics, let us take the opposite in order to understand why someone would believe the statements above.

There is no proof that smoking is bad for you. Margarine is much better for you than butter. You need 8 glasses of water, two glasses of milk, and glass each of orange juice, coffee, and wine each day. Leaches are good for what ails you. The world will run out of food by the year 2000. Y2K.

People who eschew faith for science because it is fact based and provable (unlike religion) have to face such little scandals. (I am positive we are blindly in the middle of any number of them at this current moment only to be revealed at a later, more enlightened – or less enlightened – date.) Many excuses may be made – very legitimate excuses. Faulty science may be at fault. People manipulating data in order to promote some agenda may be at fault. Societal prejudice may be at fault. Any number of things may mar the glory of true science.

These are not little matters. They sway national and international policies. They dictate how we treat our bodies and the bodies of those in our care. They determine how we interact with the environment and so forth. When science is wrong it does an incredible amount of damage. This causes many to read the latest breakthroughs in science in the newspaper with a role of the eyes and wait and see mentality. There is a reason that there is a global warming debate. If science was always correct (as it gets to the masses anyway) everybody would have just gone, “O dear! Let’s do something about this!”

The counter is that science is often manipulated or performed by poorly trained or influenced persons claiming to be scientists. This is true. Science at its best is a great gift to man. When done properly it does magnificent things for us. But the persons reading about the latest breakthrough over his breakfast cereal has no way of determining if coffee is actually good for you now.

Now imagine what a science minded person has to face when confronted with Christianity. How do I know what constitutes true faith and what is practiced by poorly educated preachers? How can I put my faith in Christianity when hear one moment that homosexual activity can either cast you into hell or make you a bishop? You worry about that stuff I am going to go try to find ways to feed more people.

It is good to be aware of this conundrum. It is difficult to overcome. We believe that it is not science versus religion – an and/or proposition. They need to be united as two pillars. When they go their separate ways something is wrong either in one of the camps. They should work together to inform us how to be better human beings, how to live in our world, how to understand our creator.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

TUESDAY QUOTE OF THE WEEK CCXVII

FINDING TRUTH WHEREVER IT MAY BE FOUND: “Therese, forever a daughter of the Church, had no program, and she knew bitterness is a good tonic but a poor diet.” from Thomas Nevin’s Therese of Lisieux

QUOTE II: “There’s one in every family. And if you don’t think so it might be you.” Matthew Wyszynski

IN OTHER NEWS:


If anybody in this neighborhood knows someone missing a black lab that looks like a slightly smaller version of Sebastian, tell them to call the rectory.  She came to Mass this morning and everybody was afraid to let her go out into the traffic.  After the storm passes we will post signs.

The Diocese of Cleveland Enewsletter asks, "Did you know, Matt Lauer and Al Roker of NBC's Today Show were guests at the Vatican and had an audience with His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI?" Read more here.

Spring at St. Sebastian as seen from the bell tower:

Nothing to do with this blog but I liked these:

Interesting commercial.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

MONDAY DIARY: THE CONTINUING ALMOST EXCRUCIATINGLY TRUE STORIES OF RECTORY LIFE

I have often argued that priest-in-training should have to take something of a home-ec course.  Learn to the do the basics - laundry - ironing (at which I am particularly horrible) - how to sew on a button (I can fake that one as long as nobody sees the underside of the button) and cooking.  Gads we are bad at that.  Most priest with whom I speak agree that if somebody didn't make us food now and then our entire diet would consist of cereal and salami sandwiches.

The other day we did not have any prepared food and trying to show that we are independent and capable men we decided to cook for ourselves.  Not just peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - we were going to cook!
So we got out our favorite recipe and the ingredients:
Yes!  Cheese and macaroni (with extra dairy products added) and chopped up bits of hamburger and any other left over meats we might find.  This is the American version of Shepherd's Pie.  (Don't knock it until you try it.)
Truly good meals should produce lots of smoke.

Unbeknownst to Fr. P I spied a pie and some ice cream in the freezer.  "Later," I thought to myself, "I will surprise Father with a grand desert of warm pie and ice cream to top off this most excellent meal."
And so we began the feast.
The ice cream that we had forgotten about was made by parishioners.  I thought we had finished it all off a long time ago but I guess we hadn't.  It was, unfortunately, frozen solid.  a blockade of ice had formed on the top and it was impossible to scoop.
While Father P waited patiently I stuck the tub in hot water which made little dent.  Putting ice cream in the microwave seemed extreme but we had to get things going.
Finally it thawed enough to serve and I proudly walked into the dining room with desert fit for a such a satisfying meal.  Pie with heaping, frozen mounds of ice cream!  (I can be a good pastor from time to time.)




As it turns out, frozen mashed potatoes look a lot like old, over frozen ice cream.  Furthermore mashed potaotes do not taste good on pie.

Friday, June 3, 2011

FRIDAY POTPOURRI: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE

  With the changes in the Mass coming and most of those changes taking place in the parts that the priest prays, you may find us with our nose stuck in the book. There are very few references as to where a priest should be looking. I suppose that for the most part they are assuming that we are reading the Sacramentary (soon to be known as the Missal) and so direction is not needed. One of the few exceptions is in the Roman Canon where it says the priest looks up during the words, “. . . and looking up to heaven, to You, His Almighty Father . . .”

But many priests make it a point to look at places to mean things. During the consecration some make it a point to stare out at the gathered persons as though they are the ones being addressed. They are not. How many people realize that it is the Father being addressed on behalf of the community? Not that there is anything absolutely wrong about it, but at best I think it confusing that some clergy make it a point to make eye contact with every person in the congregations when they say, “He took bread, gave it to His disciples and said, ‘Take this all of you and eat it . . .’” Those in the congregation are not the ones being directly addressed. I think in the extraordinary form of the Mass many may miss what is literally being said but they know it is the Father being addressed. In the ordinary form we may understand what it is literally being said, but may miss Who is being addressed and why.

I try to make it a point to either look at the book or “up” when the Father is being addressed. In this way we indicate that we are saying to the Father that Jesus told us to do perform the Mass, that is where we get our authority to do it, we are doing it to be reunited with You and to give You thanks and praise, and in turn ask for your grace though Jesus in the power of the Holy Spirit. This is our side of the phone conversation with God – only tacitly directed to us.

There is on most all occasions one prayer in the Canon directed to Jesus. “Lord Jesus, You said to Your apostles I leave you peace My peace I give you. Look not on our sins but on the faith of Your Church . . .” In order to get this across, though there is no explicit direction, I look at the Eucharistic species, Jesus now present on our altar, to get the point across that it is He that is being addressed.

Then finally we are addressed and it is appropriate at that time to look out at the people. “The Lord be with you” and so forth.

So in the end this comes largely down to opinion – and IMHO it would be wise for priests and public prayers to practice the symbolism of “looking” at the one being addressed with one’s eyes. It makes for a clearer understanding even when the Mass in the vernacular.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

YOU MAKE ME VERY ANGRY. VERY ANGRY INDEED.


This past week I had a Mass at an away parish. There was some things that took place there that I found disturbing – in a liturgical and ministerial sense. So I sit here a few days later and wonder: Do I write a letter to the priest and let him know what goes on in his absence? Chances are he knows. They were so outrageous that SOMEBODY has had to have said something over the years.

The first day I wanted to send a scathing letter. But I knew this would only merit ill feelings and circular file filing. So I waited a day to cool off.

The second day I wanted to divorce my passions from the letter and simply state facts. But he knows. I might upset his night sleep one night but that would pass.

The third day I spent time thinking about why they priest would have done things the way he did. He has some health problems. This might be his way of coping – though I still find it inappropriate.

The fourth day I thought of dropping it but now wonder if it is my Christian duty to say something to a fellow priest and for the health of the parish.

This, the fifth day, I realize I do not have all the answers and cannot save the world (ooooh! Sin of pride.) I still think that I should write but invite the priest to consider some things that might make his life easier and benefit his parish at the same time – a friendly word of advice that he could choose to ignore but friendly enough that if he wanted to talk there would be no antagonism (hopefully) between us.

So now I wonder – do I wait and see what wisdom comes from tomorrow?

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

COULD YOU SEND BREAKFAST UP PLEASE?

When I traveled with my Dad we always stayed in less than grand motel rooms. “We are not here to stay in a motel room all day,” he used to say, “we are here to enjoy this place. So why waste money on a room we will only sleep in?” And he was right. That is exactly what we did. We got up early, ran all day, and collapsed in bed at night.

As an adult at least half of my pleasure on a trip is moving into a nice hotel room or bed and breakfast and putting down temporary roots. I want to enjoy a cup of coffee, read part of my book, luxuriate that I can lay down in the middle of the day with no phone calls or pressing appointments, and I want to be able to buy something, plop it in the middle of the room still in the box and not have to put it away or pack it. If the hotel were nice enough, I could make a trip of not more than a mile and just stay there. Don’t get me wrong, I still like to go out and do all the things that Dad did, but the hotel room is equally a part of the trip for me.

Yet, no matter how thoroughly one moves into one of these temporary lodgings, you never feel at home for long. For most anyway, eventually there comes the feeling that, although everything is perfectly nice and you may enjoy it, it is not yours. Your own bedroom calls to you and the hour is coming when the hotel staff, as sweet as they have been, what you out so that they can prepare the room for someone else. It was homey for a spell, but you no longer belong there. It is time to go where you truly do belong.

That is not too far from our experience as Christians in this world. It is a great place to be. I look out the window and see flowers blooming, the hawks flying by, and clear, blue skies (a rarity as of late.) Sebastian sits at my side, my chair feels comfortable, and the AC is on. But this is only a temporary home. We are visitors on this earth. We have a home and a Father who expects us later (some earlier than others.) So when it is nice we should enjoy it. It is a grand hotel this earth. And when it is rough, well, endure. It is only temporary. Next to eternity, it is barely a blip on the radar screen. When you are done, leave a tip on the dresser and don’t bother packing. It will be taken care of for you. The service here is great.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

TUESDAY QUOTE OF THE WEEK CCXVI

FINDING TRUTH WHEREVER IT MAY BE FOUND: “God is full of mercy and love – but He means business.” Fr. Gene Fulton
QUOTE II: “Don’t be ashamed of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.” From Carlos Ruiz Zafon’s “The Angel’s Game”

IN OTHER NEWS:

I've been out of town for a couple of days so this is late and short AND I didn't get the chance to wish our veterans Happy Memorial Day and God's blessings on all those who still serve!

The Diocese of Cleveland Enewsletter reports that the foundress of the Christ Child Society is up for canonization! Great news! We have a very active branch of it here and MANY Sebastianites are involved and doing GREAT work! More here.

Here is a talk given at St. Sebastian not too long ago.

Friday, May 27, 2011

FRIDAY POTPOURRI: HOLD ON TO YOUR LITURGICAL HATS!

Univerae Ecclesiae

“To the Universal Church”

This is the title of a rather shocking document to come out of Rome very recently. How it is shocking depends on one’s personal preferences. Some are shocked with joy, some are shell shocked. Most I believe won’t care because it will not affect most people and things will roll along just fine with few noticing anything.

There was a time in the Church when we did not say what is now called the extraordinary form of the Mass. Then we were allowed to with significant restrictions as long as we had permission of our bishop. Then we were allowed to say it without permission but to be public required differenting regulations among bishops. Now, not only is to be openly permitted, it is also somewhat promoted even to the point of being taught in the seminary. (In this way Saint Sebastian is cutting edge once again.)

In fact, not only the Mass but all the rites of the Church are to be made available in the manner they were celebrated prior to Vatican II at least in some way in each diocese. The only people they are to be refused to are those who do not recognize the validity of the ordinary form (Vatican II Mass) and those who do not recognize the pope as head of the Church. If there is a lack of priests it is suggested that they be brought in until trained priests are in place.

I am not going to go into any further detail. Here is an excellent place to read about the document and here is the document itself. I won’t reinvent the horse. (the horse?)

Of course there are significant obstacles to be overcome. All of the books and materials are not readily available and when they are they are very expensive. There is a lack of qualified people to teach the Mass let alone priests to celebrate it or the other rites. It is easy to say, “bring in a religious order” it is another to find someone to pay for it. Many churches have been renovated to such an extent that it would be difficult to perform some of the rituals properly in them and in more modern churches it would be practically impossible. Like all documents it will be looooooooong in implementation but it does appear to be on the horizon.

I remember asking my pastor growing up (after whom I took my confirmation name and the man who inspired my vocation) what he thought of all the changes in the Church. He said, “When all the money has been made wrecking churches (his words, not mine) all of this will revert and we will spend twice as much fixing them back up when the Church starts really enacting Vatican II.

I thought, though normally rather insightful, that he was a bit blind on this point.

Turns out I was.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

PARDON ME WHILE I ANSWER MY ANGLO PHONE

Dear Catholic Anglophones,
(I like that word. I just learned it about a month ago.)

Anyway, Dear Catholic people who worship at Mass in English,

Hopefully you are aware that there is a new translation coming out of the Mass which will be used starting the first Sunday of Advent this year. If you have read this blog in the past you know that I am looking forward to it and think it a good thing. Even for people looking forward to it the changeover will present certain challenges. Not the least of which that there are some parts of what will be the old translation that has a certain cadence that I enjoy saying and it will be gone forever. Like saying the lines along with a movie that you enjoy too much such as:

“You’ve got to eat your breakfast Margie”

Or

“Very well. I’ll bide my time. But just try and stay out of my way, just try! I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!”

it would be a bummer if Hollywood gave it a rewrite that must always be said from now on.

“Well and fitting! For now I will retreat but will be ready to strike when that door of opportunity opens again. Try to remain far from clutches, flee! I will prevail over you my beautiful one, and that side kick dog of yours will meet his doom also!”

Actually – that wasn’t too bad. Might be fun.

But I digress,

There are things to like greatly about the current translation. But a new translation is coming out for the entire English speaking world no matter what. It can be painful or it can be merely a challenge for a few weeks. In any event, each person can help their fellow parishioners through the process or be the cause of distress. Please consider being an agent of hope amidst some of the confusion and resistance. Help bring your parish through the challenge. (Your priest will greatly appreciate it also!)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

HE CAN HEAR YOU NOW

Here’s something none of us would have said 20 years ago:
“I don’t like the pictures my phone takes indoors.”

That would have been like saying, “I don’t like the T.V. reception my iron gets.”

30 years ago (actually much less) if you wanted to get a hold of somebody by phone you had to call them on a machine attached to a wall (which means they had to be in close range) and they had to be home because the phone would not answer itself as it does today.

Now you can be disturbed anytime, any day, almost anywhere. At one time it was only doctors who left their number at the front desk at the theater in case of emergency. Now little Miss Mary Jones carries her cell into Mass in the off chance that Jimmy should call to tell her that Nancy is now allowed to be their friend again because she no longer has cooties.

So there you have it; universal, instant communication. But it is still not as good as capabilities that we have had available to us since Adam and Eve. It is why I don’t buy it when someone says, “I want to, but I don’t have time to pray.” It may be true that you don’t have time to do a holy hour or an entire rosary in one sitting, but there is always time to pray. Waiting for your drink at the coffee shop, at the red light, walking into a meeting, fueling the car, walking from the car to the garage door, in the moment that you rub your eyes after a long time staring at a computer screen, waiting for the sign to change to “WALK,” the few seconds of quiet in the little monsignor room, between messages on your phone (“Message deleted. Next message” is enough time to say, “God help me with that person,”) and you get the idea.

Being a person of prayer and not merely a person who prays is part of a mind set. As loved ones come to mind during the day, so should God. Prayer is possible anytime, any day, anywhere, the cost is cheap, the technology simple, connections guaranteed, there are no dead zones, and the coverage is universal and interdimensional.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

TUESDAY QUOTE OF THE WEEK CCXVI

FINDING TRUTH WHEREVER IT MAY BE FOUND: “American Catholicism is like a professional football game; 60,000 people desperately in need of exercise watching 22 men desperately in need of rest.” Author unknown.

QUOTE II: “Statistics are not very comforting if you are one of the fatalities.” Author unknown

IN OTHER NEWS:

C. K. sent in this provocative article about China and Christianity. Thanks CK.

Someone brought this web to my attention again. Catholics Come Home. Pass it on to someone who needs it.

Here is a "behind the scenes" of one of their videos. I actually got to meet Eduardo Verastegui (I hope I spelled that right) when he was in town a few years back. He really is a great supporter of priests.

Here is another fantastic group - Emmaus Roundtable. They have regular meetings at St. Sebastian. Check them out!

Looking for something to do in the Diocese of Cleveland. The Diocese of Cleveland Enewsletter provides this link to parish activities.