This past Christmas, owing to a two for one sale, I bought Fr. Simone and myself a DNA test kit. It took us awhile to send the samples in and get the results back but finally we did. Fr. Bearer from St. Francis was visiting the other night and I shared with him the results:
Mom always said that when you get 4 Europeans in a room, you either have an army or four political parties, with the exception of Slovenians. When you have four Slovenians in a room, you have a choir.