The other day we did not have any prepared food and trying to show that we are independent and capable men we decided to cook for ourselves. Not just peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - we were going to cook!
Unbeknownst to Fr. P I spied a pie and some ice cream in the freezer. "Later," I thought to myself, "I will surprise Father with a grand desert of warm pie and ice cream to top off this most excellent meal."
As it turns out, frozen mashed potatoes look a lot like old, over frozen ice cream. Furthermore mashed potaotes do not taste good on pie.