Nothing dramatic happened this week but here are a few tidbits.It had been a couple of years since I donated blood and this past Friday our Knights of Columbus hosted a Red Cross blood drive and so I went. It changed quite a bit since the last time I donated. It is much more high tech. This is not nearly as disturbing as when they switched from having homemade goodies to prepackaged cookies and tiny tins of orange juice. That was a heartbreak.
There is a new question they ask now that they must ask with an absolute straight face. “Are you now and have you always been a male?” They must have completely believed me although I think a look rather masculine of for no other reason than I have a beard. Each station I went to they asked, “Is male your gender from birth?” They don’t come up with questions unless they see a problem such as when Mad Cow Disease was floating about and all of sudden they had to ask you if you’d been to Europe. Apparently this has been a problem.
I came to understand the horrors of water boarding this week. I was baptizing one of the most active babies in my life. He squirmed and lifted his head up and down and I was doing my best to hit my target but, gosh darn it, this tyke was quick! Just when I thought I had him he threw back his head and I hit square in the face and water must have gone up his nose. He was not too happy with me after that though his (slightly) older brother said, “Don’t worry about it. That’s Okay.”
There was a Family Fun Night here at the parish this past weekend. If you missed Fr. Ference’s performance (who was at the 4:30 Mass and who celebrated the 9:00) here is a little taste of what he did in Zwisler Hall on Saturday Night. (Far better than my accordion playing during intermission.)
It is an honor as well as enjoyable being the administrator of Saint Sebastian but I found one thing that I truly miss about being a parochial vicar. One afternoon I got down to the Jewish Community Center to exercise and found half of the parish there and probably spent half of the time chatting. I do not get to do this as much anymore. As a parochial vicar you get to add that extra flavor to the parish that the pastor is unable to do because of his other duties. So taking an hour just to chat about matters of faith or throwing together a program (such as Fr. Ference did above) is just a bit out of the range of possibility. Of course the trade off is fantastic but still I miss the opportunity just to sit around and discuss what faith topics are on people’s minds.
























