Sunday, October 1, 2017

MONDAY DIARY: ALMOST EXCRUCIATINGLY TRUE STORIES: PERHAPS A GLORIFIED FORM OF THEM WILL BE IN HEAVEN

This is a post for people who need proof that life isn't fair.
Yes, this is the priest who goes on vacation every year with sole intent to see how much fat and sugar he can consume.  A square meal to him is anything that comes in a box from a fast food restaurant.  A "healthy" meal means forcing himself to down the leaf of lettuce that is served on his triple decker, extra greasy hamburger.
And you KNOW what his doctor told him?  He is as healthy as a horse.

You what my doctor told me?  WHAT HE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL ME?!

Don't mock the Valutime Cheese Curls (may they rest in peace.)  

2 comments:

Pat said...

My husband says the Valutime cornflakes are better than the Food Club ones.

Anonymous said...

I can always tell it's going to be a good Excruciating when the little Father V guy looks mad in the cartoon.