Monday, March 30, 2015

MONDAY DIARY: ALMOST EXCRUCIATINGLY TRUE STORIES: WORTH MY WEIGHT

One of the many ways in which I am coming to realize that I am "getting older."
 
It is becoming more difficult to shed all my "winter weight" during lent.

5 comments:

Skinny Stephen said...

Poor father Valencheck,
Welcome to the club. I suggest that you try the Catholic Diet A or Catholic Diet B. Catholic Diet A is that if something tastes good, spit it out. Catholic Diet B is when you go to Adis Abbaba or any other Islamic country. Stand of the street corner and tell people as they pass by that Jesus loves them. If they do not cut your head off, they will put you in prison for seven years. In prison, you will eat any sand beetle that crawls into your cell. Don't worry, sand beetles are a good source of protein. After seven years in a Saudi prison, you will be nice and skinny. Good luck on your Catholic Diet A or B.

Anonymous said...

And, let's stir up some Muslim hate while we're at it. Great for Holy Week!

Anonymous said...

Stephen,
I know you're trying to be cute and suck up, but at least be accurate. Addis abbaba is a city in Ethiopia. Saudi Arabia is entirely different. You are a bigot.

Stephen the Unnecessary said...

Wednesday 01 April 2015

Hey Anonymous,
At least I had the courage to use my name. ESAD anonymous. You coward.

Stephen

Anonymous said...

My name is Stan. Let us get together. How do we do that.